T-Bone

I had a random idea: Take a picture of myself wearing every t-shirt currently residing in my “T-Shirts (Jacket Layer)” folder and create one huge picture with the images. It worked out well since I have exactly 27 tees, forming a perfect grid of 3 columns and 9 rows.

The picture is rather large so I’m putting it in after the cut.

When SLopportunity Strikes

Sometimes SL’s lighting and your build’s “baked” lighting just mesh at the perfect time.

I’ve been super-productive today. Well, productive in SL, anyways. We won’t go into RL productivity just yet. And thanks to this picture, I’ve also blogged. The perfect day. SL day. SLay. (Damn, coining a new SL term is hard. Oh well, I’m sure I’ll come up with something at some point and I’ll be sure to SLog about it. SLog? No? Crap…)

Wang Fanboyism

Often when I’m bored I’ll hit up the front page of Uncensored Xstreet and repeatedly click “get more” to see if anything interesting pops up.

Well, I was doing just that when I spotted a wang I hadn’t seen before. I clicked. It was nothing special, just standard unit. But there was a review. It read something like: I bought this for my boyfriend, we both agree that this is the best looking wang in SL.

Really? Really? Well, missy, you obviously haven’t seen my Brand X wang or else you wouldn’t make such preposterous statements. Either that or you’re stupid. Or blind. Or stupid and blind. And you’re probably ugly too. Here’s a list of why Brand X is better then that piece of crap.

1. It’s awesome.
2. I’m awesome and therefor what I say is true.
3. It talks.
4. You’re stupid.

Now please do us all a favour and turn the internet off.

Regards,
Bone

Bad Blogger

Where should I start?