Moth Ends It All

July 24, 2008

Thursday July 24, Bone Mosten stepped outside to enjoy a cup of green tea and a friendly breeze when a moth, out of nowhere, ended his tragically short life by drowning in hot, slightly caffeinated liquid.

The moth was living under the pressure of crushing student loans acquired as he pursued PhDs in both Philosophy and Art History. He leaves behind a wife and two young larvae.

“It’s all very tragic” says Mosten when asked for comment, “I mean I was totally going to drink that.”


One Response to “Moth Ends It All”

  1. I cast my vote for you as Hottest Male Avatar based soley on this post, heehee.

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